“I think the Chiefs actually like Ron Parker but it certainly didn’t help his cause (Thursday) night). I would be absolutely stunned – absolutely stunned – if Sean Smith isn’t starting for the Chiefs week one. Ron Parker is still transitioning to the cornerback position. Given the quarterbacks that the Chiefs are facing, do you really want Number 18 in Denver identifying where Ron Parker is and just absolutely picking on him? I don’t think that’s the case at all.”
Herbie Teope, writer for ChiefsSpin.com, on the Chiefs corner who was toasted Thursday night at Arrowhead, 810 AM
GH: Playing quarterback in the NFL is maybe the most difficult position in team sports. Playing cornerback in the NFL might be the second-most difficult – and the NFL just keeps making the corner’s job all the more difficult with rule changes that favor the offense. Parker isn’t nearly as bad as he looked Thursday night. The NFL is now a lights-out scoring league. It resembles flag football more than it does the NFL from 30 years ago.
“The (Chiefs) secondary is like the gal you brought home from Funky Town on Thursday night.”
Nate Bukaty, 810 AM
GH: Count me among those who have driven by Funky Town on the city’s southeast side (is the building still painted purple?) but have never gotten off I-435 to venture inside. I guess I am going to have to take Nate’s word on this.
“I don’t think this team has a number-one corner. I think they have a lot of number-three corners.”
Danny Parkins, 610 AM
“After their OL was tagged for 6 sacks, the Chiefs‘ Jeff Allen said youth was no ‘excuse’ vs. Cincy.”
Sean Keeler, NFL writer for FoxSports.com, @SeanKeeler, Twitter
GH: Six sacks in a preseason game is not good. Six sacks in a regular season game gets you beat and puts your quarterback in jeopardy of being injured.
“He was retreating at a pace that you wouldn’t be proud of or put in your offensive tackle video.”
Stan Weber, on the play from the Chiefs former overall number-one draft choice and starting left tackle, Eric Fisher, and his play in Thursday night’s first preseason game, 810 AM
GH: Fisher looked like he is still way in over his Central Michigan helmet against the Bengals. This makes Kevin Kietzman immensely happy, not to mention correct in his criticism of the Chiefs drafting an offensive tackle with the first overall pick in 2013. It is only Fisher’s second season but this has all the makings of being the worst first-round pick in Chiefs’ history – and that my friends is one helluva bad pick.
“Man, (Tyler) Bray has a nice arm. Pocket presence, not so much…”
Kurtis Seaboldt, @KSeaboldt, on the Chiefs’ third-string quarterback’s play Thursday night, Twitter
“You just can’t replace arm strength. Tyler Bray has it, you saw it on that last throw.” TJ Carpenter, @TJCarpenterWHB, Twitter
GH: While watching Bray play, I was trying to come up with the top five quarterback arms the Chiefs have had on their roster over the years. Brodie Croyle, Grbac, Bill Kenny…not the great collection of rocket throwers. Bray’s wing might be better than any of them.
“I just think Albert Wilson is a guy we hear a lot about in the preseason and then don’t hear much about during the regular season.”
Joel Thorman, of ArrowheadPrice.com, on the Chiefs’ breakout wide receiver, 610 AM GH: We have heard the training camp names before that vaulted into the public spotlight via talk radio and media buzz only to fade as August turned to September. Is Albert Wilson the rare camp star who continues to shine through the autumn? You would think the Chiefs are due to find one of these gems.
“I’m looking forward to being in the booth. I can finally be as honest as I want.”
Tony Gonzalez, on his new role as an NFL TV analyst, 810 AM
GH: Does Tony G seem like the kind of guy who has been harboring a lot of truths beneath his surface? Me either. It will be interesting to hear how real Gonzo gets on CBS’ NFL Today.
“Yeah, but (Rex Hudler) sorta calls for a homer on about every third at bat…”
Kurtis Seaboldt, @KSeaboldt, after @oldmedicinecrow credited the Royals broadcaster with calling a Royals home run just before it was swatted, Twitter
“The terrible accidents in New York City in the 9/11 terrorist attack.”
Steve Physioc, Royals play-by-play broadcaster, Fox Sports KC
GH: This comment by Physioc made Royals Twitter rumble. Read on…
“Physioc thinks the bombing of Pearl Harbor was a terrible accident. Physioc thinks Timothy McVeigh had a horrible farm accident with fertilizer in Oklahoma City.”
Robert Sigrist, @DocSig, Twitter
“Phys may be a nice man. He’s a horrible broadcaster.”
Conrad McGorkin, @ConradMcGorkin, Twitter
“Steve Physioc is not good. I try to be a nice person, but he is just really not good at his job.”
Christy, @ChristyDianneG, Twitter
GH: While Rex Hudler was the target the last two seasons for most of the Royals fans ire, it appears Physioc’s sugary delivery is receiving almost as much criticism from the viewers/listeners as The Wonder Dog. Wouldn’t it be interesting to get a leaked copy of the Royals survey on their radio and TV broadcasters? My email is [email protected] if you happen to have a copy.
“(Andrew Wiggins) needs to be in a place where people are really depending on him.”
Bill Self, after saying Wiggins told him he hoped to get traded from Cleveland and LeBron, KSHB TV 41
GH: Really? I like Wiggins and think he is a great talent and a good guy. But he does not strike me as a player who can carry an NBA team on his young shoulders. Maybe is a few years he is that guy but he would only be a sophomore at KU next season. That strikes me as too young to be The Man in Minnesota.
“What should Arkansas and Mizzou call their annual football game? I’m partial to #OzarkOfTheCovenant.”
TJ Carpenter, @TJCarpenterWHB, Twitter GH: Sounds like an Indiana Jones sequel.
“All I can think about is that I’m a nine handicap and I would like to play (Tiger Woods) for money right now – a LOT of money!”
Kevin Kietzman, when asked by TJ Carpenter if he was getting some enjoyment out of watching Tiger Woods struggle on Friday at the PGA, 810 AM GH: Let me get this straight – KK wants to jump from fleecing 70-something Jack Harry at Falcon Ridge to playing Tiger for “a LOT of money” at Valhalla? Okay.
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